A bit of good news recently came to my attention the other day: CNN is cancelling Piers Morgan’s show. So I figured I’d write a little verse to say goodbye to the old bloke…
Piers Morgan,
who irrationally
fears guns,
who sold his soul
for gun control,
who had lots to say,
and never let facts
get in his way,
his ratings were so low
CNN cancelled his show.
who irrationally
fears guns,
who sold his soul
for gun control,
who had lots to say,
and never let facts
get in his way,
his ratings were so low
CNN cancelled his show.
Back to England
we hope he’ll go,
where guns are banned,
and, surprise, surprise,
violent crime’s on the rise.
So sayonara, adieu,
or as the Brits say,
“too-da-loo”.